I thought I saw someone in the backyard. I thought it was Slenderman, but then I realized that Slenderman isn't 5'2'', doesn't wear a blue hoodie, headphones, or glasses.
I started to head outside to yell at him, and he's gone. The kid was in the middle of my yard, but one and a half seconds later, he was gone.
...DA FUCK!?!?!
First Slenderman, then Gimpy, now Headphones Kid???? WHAT THE HELL?????
Friday, December 9, 2011
Spread The Word
This is an SE Public Service Announcement:
OK, there are a lot of people being stalked by Slenderman. But why must we keep our tragedies a secret? Why can't we take our problem and alert the world that Slenderman is out there?! We could at least get together and try to help each other out. (SlenderCon? FUCK YEAH!!!!)
*Ahem*, all kidding aside, we'd be better off helping each other out: All in favor of getting every Slenderstalked blogger/vlogger together, say "Aye!" and send links to this post to any Slenderblog you want.
OK, there are a lot of people being stalked by Slenderman. But why must we keep our tragedies a secret? Why can't we take our problem and alert the world that Slenderman is out there?! We could at least get together and try to help each other out. (SlenderCon? FUCK YEAH!!!!)
*Ahem*, all kidding aside, we'd be better off helping each other out: All in favor of getting every Slenderstalked blogger/vlogger together, say "Aye!" and send links to this post to any Slenderblog you want.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
The Journal
OK, so something weird arrived in my mailbox: a leather-bound diary with that GODDAMNED (X) SYMBOL on the cover. There's a shit load of code in here.
If anyone can decipher this first page, you will have my gratitude.
B64
VG8gd2hvZXZlciB0aGUgVGhpbiBNYW4gZm9sbG93czogWW91IG11c3Qgbm90IGNvbmZy
b250IHRoaXMgaG9ycmlibGUNCnRoaW5nLiBJdCBpcyBub3Qgb2Ygb3VyIHJlYWxpdHks
IGFuZCBpcyBtb3JlIGRhbmdlcm91cyB0aGFuIGFueW9uZSB0aGlua3MuIFJ1bi4gUnVu
LCBhbmQgZG8gbm90IHN0b3AuDQoNCg==
I'm really frickin' stumped.
EDIT: Hold the phone. I looked at another page and it had the same block of text, except some letters were italicized:
B64
VG8gd2hvZXZlciB0aGUgVGhpbiBNYW4gZm9sbG93czogWW91IG11c3Qgbm90IGNvbmZy
b250IHRoaXMgaG9ycmlibGUNCnRoaW5nLiBJdCBpcyBub3Qgb2Ygb3VyIHJlYWxpdHks
IGFuZCBpcyBtb3JlIGRhbmdlcm91cyB0aGFuIGFueW9uZSB0aGlua3MuIFJ1bi4gUnVu
LCBhbmQgZG8gbm90IHN0b3AuDQoNCg==
I think it's a clue, but I'm no code-breaker.
If anyone can decipher this first page, you will have my gratitude.
B64
VG8gd2hvZXZlciB0aGUgVGhpbiBNYW4gZm9sbG93czogWW91IG11c3Qgbm90IGNvbmZy
b250IHRoaXMgaG9ycmlibGUNCnRoaW5nLiBJdCBpcyBub3Qgb2Ygb3VyIHJlYWxpdHks
IGFuZCBpcyBtb3JlIGRhbmdlcm91cyB0aGFuIGFueW9uZSB0aGlua3MuIFJ1bi4gUnVu
LCBhbmQgZG8gbm90IHN0b3AuDQoNCg==
I'm really frickin' stumped.
EDIT: Hold the phone. I looked at another page and it had the same block of text, except some letters were italicized:
B64
VG8gd2hvZXZlciB0aGUgVGhpbiBNYW4gZm9sbG93czogWW91IG11c3Qgbm90IGNvbmZy
b250IHRoaXMgaG9ycmlibGUNCnRoaW5nLiBJdCBpcyBub3Qgb2Ygb3VyIHJlYWxpdHks
IGFuZCBpcyBtb3JlIGRhbmdlcm91cyB0aGFuIGFueW9uZSB0aGlua3MuIFJ1bi4gUnVu
LCBhbmQgZG8gbm90IHN0b3AuDQoNCg==
I think it's a clue, but I'm no code-breaker.
Monday, December 5, 2011
Totally Confused Right Now.
Shit just got real last night.
I was lying in bed, trying not to think about Slenderman when I heard a thump coming from the kitchen.
"What the hell was that?" asked Gloria.
"Beats me, but I think I have an idea..." I replied, gulping in sheer terror.
Aw, fuck. I thought. He's gotten inside the house.
I snuck downstairs and slipped the revolver from my desk into my hand. There was someone hunched over behind the counter, I couldn't tell who it was, but I was damn certain it was HIM.
I leveled the gun at the intruder.
"FREEZE!"
The intruder slowly stands up, and I can see reflections coming off from the guy. Wait....since when was Slendy shiny?
And then it hit me. It wasn't Slendy. It was the Enemy Unknown: Gimpy. Holding a big-ass knife.
"You're with him, aren't you?" I say, shaking.
"Who?" asks Gimpy in a high-pitched nasally voice.
"The Slenderman! You're working for Slenderman, are'ntcha, ya fuckin' creep!?"
My voice gets louder, and Gloria is standing behind me, staring in horror.
"Who the hell is Slenderman???" Gimpy squeals.
Then I look up.
"He's the guy standing behind you." I whimpered.
Everything went black, and when I come to, I'm at work fixing a blown fuse box at some dude's house.
What.
I was lying in bed, trying not to think about Slenderman when I heard a thump coming from the kitchen.
"What the hell was that?" asked Gloria.
"Beats me, but I think I have an idea..." I replied, gulping in sheer terror.
Aw, fuck. I thought. He's gotten inside the house.
I snuck downstairs and slipped the revolver from my desk into my hand. There was someone hunched over behind the counter, I couldn't tell who it was, but I was damn certain it was HIM.
I leveled the gun at the intruder.
"FREEZE!"
The intruder slowly stands up, and I can see reflections coming off from the guy. Wait....since when was Slendy shiny?
And then it hit me. It wasn't Slendy. It was the Enemy Unknown: Gimpy. Holding a big-ass knife.
"You're with him, aren't you?" I say, shaking.
"Who?" asks Gimpy in a high-pitched nasally voice.
"The Slenderman! You're working for Slenderman, are'ntcha, ya fuckin' creep!?"
My voice gets louder, and Gloria is standing behind me, staring in horror.
"Who the hell is Slenderman???" Gimpy squeals.
Then I look up.
"He's the guy standing behind you." I whimpered.
Everything went black, and when I come to, I'm at work fixing a blown fuse box at some dude's house.
What.
Monday, November 28, 2011
Belated Birthday
OK, so smething very upsetting happened on the 26th.
It was my birthday, so Gloria and I went out to go see a movie, had dinner, and get Slenderman off our minds. It was a great day, all in all. We got home, and Gloria offered a bit of b-day "woohoo" (If you play The Sims, you know what I'm talking about.) But halfway in, Tall Pale and Faceless showed up at our bedroom window.
Jesus Christ, I can't even get laid without this guy popping up!
Me:"Uh...Gloria...we got a problem."
Gloria:"Need to go to the bathroom?"
Me: (Points at window)
Gloria: "EEEEK!"(Slams curtains shut)
Gloria: "Urgh...that thing again!?!? He's a total perv! A peeping tom!"
We put our clothes back on, and decided to go back out. We get in the car, and Gloria complains it feels like she's sitting on something. She steps out of the car, and there's another freakin' Tarot card. The Lovers. On the back is "Have fun, kiddies."
Goddammit, why can't my life go back to normal?
Out of curiosity, I open the glove box, and ta-dah! ANOTHER F***ING CARD. The Tower.
Nothing written on the back this time, but Jesus Christ, where the hell are these cards coming from? Who's leaving them behind? Why are some of them written on? Why is Slenderman stalking us?
My life is a series of riddles.
It was my birthday, so Gloria and I went out to go see a movie, had dinner, and get Slenderman off our minds. It was a great day, all in all. We got home, and Gloria offered a bit of b-day "woohoo" (If you play The Sims, you know what I'm talking about.) But halfway in, Tall Pale and Faceless showed up at our bedroom window.
Jesus Christ, I can't even get laid without this guy popping up!
Me:"Uh...Gloria...we got a problem."
Gloria:"Need to go to the bathroom?"
Me: (Points at window)
Gloria: "EEEEK!"(Slams curtains shut)
Gloria: "Urgh...that thing again!?!? He's a total perv! A peeping tom!"
We put our clothes back on, and decided to go back out. We get in the car, and Gloria complains it feels like she's sitting on something. She steps out of the car, and there's another freakin' Tarot card. The Lovers. On the back is "Have fun, kiddies."
Goddammit, why can't my life go back to normal?
Out of curiosity, I open the glove box, and ta-dah! ANOTHER F***ING CARD. The Tower.
Nothing written on the back this time, but Jesus Christ, where the hell are these cards coming from? Who's leaving them behind? Why are some of them written on? Why is Slenderman stalking us?
My life is a series of riddles.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
11/22/11
OK, sorry for the delayed updates. Things have been getting bizarre at work. We needed to get things straightened out while my boss is comatose.
8:26 Slenderman's not here. He seriously hasn't shown up days, thank God. I've been able to replay Fallout 3 in peace. Occasionally, I'll be put on call to take down sneakers from a power line, which is a bit odd. As of late, a whole bunch of kid's sneakers have been getting tied together by the laces and draped over a power line. Anyone know what that's all about? I've heard it's to mark the locations of gang turf or crack houses, but I live in a rather small town. No gangs or drugs here!
10:11 I'm a bit worried. Gloria says that one of her co-workers found a pair of children's sneakers tied up over a long nail embedded into a wall inside their office. Both sneakers had the (X) icon drawn on them in blood. What the hell?
10:49 Now I'm scared. The police just made breaking news saying that the blood on the sneakers in Gloria's office building opened up a cold case involving a 8 year old boy that went missing 3 years ago.
12:00 I keep hearing rustling coming from my bushes. I looked outside and saw something shiny and black dart out of view. I'm gonna grab the revolver and check it out
12:30 Whatever was hiding in the bushes is gone- jumped over the fence before I could get to it. I didn't see exactly what it was but it looked like a man wearing a black leather gimp suit- you know, those freaky bondage suits like the one the killer wore on the CSI episode "Squeegel" (God that episode scared me.)
I'm gonna keep an eye out for Gimpy. The minute he shows his creepy fetishist leather face, POW! Right between the eyes!
1: 26 Found a Tarot card on my bed. The Magician. On the back the words "Hello John" were written in Sharpie.
8:26 Slenderman's not here. He seriously hasn't shown up days, thank God. I've been able to replay Fallout 3 in peace. Occasionally, I'll be put on call to take down sneakers from a power line, which is a bit odd. As of late, a whole bunch of kid's sneakers have been getting tied together by the laces and draped over a power line. Anyone know what that's all about? I've heard it's to mark the locations of gang turf or crack houses, but I live in a rather small town. No gangs or drugs here!
10:11 I'm a bit worried. Gloria says that one of her co-workers found a pair of children's sneakers tied up over a long nail embedded into a wall inside their office. Both sneakers had the (X) icon drawn on them in blood. What the hell?
10:49 Now I'm scared. The police just made breaking news saying that the blood on the sneakers in Gloria's office building opened up a cold case involving a 8 year old boy that went missing 3 years ago.
12:00 I keep hearing rustling coming from my bushes. I looked outside and saw something shiny and black dart out of view. I'm gonna grab the revolver and check it out
12:30 Whatever was hiding in the bushes is gone- jumped over the fence before I could get to it. I didn't see exactly what it was but it looked like a man wearing a black leather gimp suit- you know, those freaky bondage suits like the one the killer wore on the CSI episode "Squeegel" (God that episode scared me.)
I'm gonna keep an eye out for Gimpy. The minute he shows his creepy fetishist leather face, POW! Right between the eyes!
1: 26 Found a Tarot card on my bed. The Magician. On the back the words "Hello John" were written in Sharpie.
Monday, November 14, 2011
11/14/11
Sorry i didn't post anything over the weekend, my internet's been acting weird.
-7:00: So far, nothing. Maybe he won't try to fuck with me anymore. Yeah, and maybe the moon's made of cream cheese. :(
-7:10 OK, this is getting weird. Now my boss is in a coma and I'm on paid leave. WTF is going on? Oh, well, can't complain, at least I can spend the day on my old PS2 playing Persona 4 for the 50 billionth time.
Too bad about Steam, though. I must remeber to change my passwords. And since we're on the topic of Valve, WHEN THE HELL IS EP3 GONNA BE DONE!?!?!?
-7:00: So far, nothing. Maybe he won't try to fuck with me anymore. Yeah, and maybe the moon's made of cream cheese. :(
-7:10 OK, this is getting weird. Now my boss is in a coma and I'm on paid leave. WTF is going on? Oh, well, can't complain, at least I can spend the day on my old PS2 playing Persona 4 for the 50 billionth time.
Too bad about Steam, though. I must remeber to change my passwords. And since we're on the topic of Valve, WHEN THE HELL IS EP3 GONNA BE DONE!?!?!?
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